I wish I could put it all into words, but I'm just a bit of a screw-up.

lullabysounds:

it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

(via lexlifts)

lexlifts:

its amazing how much of my adult life is spent in the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities 

s-un-rise:

indie

s-un-rise:

indie

(Source: clubaly, via luxuriia)

kylehilde:

optimus-prime:

how do you tell someone “I want you to ravage me for my birthday.” without sounding too forward?

.yadhtrib ym rof em egavar ot uoy tnaw I

that should work.

(via tightdressesandskinnytights)

(Source: indiananature, via foreign-child)

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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(via sun-kissed-fitness)

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

(via thisthinisinprogress)

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via kalopsiea)

eozart:

bubblegum bitch

eozart:

bubblegum bitch

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